Disassociation

Have you ever been disassociated? it feels like the sky has tipped the toe of summer's last potato It's that feeling you get when you can't find the purple peanut butter because your teacher rearranged all her transistors on the big geological cat incorrectly

It's what happens when someone you love looks you in the eye and asks you "Ubarl, jung'f jebat? Ner lbh srryvat bxnl?" and you're not sure whether to respond with "V qba'g xabj jung'f jebat, ohg V arrq uryc!" or "lrnu, V'z svar, jul?"